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Some people bottle it up. We put it on a shirt.

The Ethically Sourced Saltiness tee is for the ones who wear their edge honestly — no fake positivity, no passive aggression, just pure, responsibly harvested pettiness. A subtle grackle on the chest keeps it clean from the front. Turn around and the message hits like a billboard.

Same 6.1 oz garment-dyed heavyweight blank as the rest of the lineup. Ring-spun cotton that softens with every wash but never loses its structure. Available in four colorways because spite looks good in everything.

Product Details


  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)

  • Garment-dyed; relaxed fit

  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar

  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders; double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

  • Blank product sourced from Honduras

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  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¼ 33 ½ 24 ½

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